me and DJTM just got done watching oprah. of course we would NEVER usually watch that show because we’re nearly almost always still asleep at that hour of the afternoon, but we set the alarm because of the guests — my ex-rehab cohort, pussy panty waste disgraced author james frey, and that bitch who got me arrested for the second time this month, his editor, nan taleese.
although i don’t feel like i need to waste precious minutes of my life typing it since it is now commonly understood as fact, they both totally SUCK.
i don’t like this whole emphasis being put on the truth now and it’s all their fault. and if those two assholes had never gotten caught for that perpetration of a book OF ALL THINGS then the truthiness would still be relevant, y’know?
so the moral of this whole james frey debacle is that truthiness is much cuter than truth. you just can’t get caught or called out on it or you’ll look like an opportunistic poseur.
it’s too hot. and no, i don’t mean it’s hot like “that’s HOTT!,” i mean hot like it’s frikkiin’ fucken’ hot, yo.
it totally sucks and i absolutely refuse to go outside until it cools down. as you can well imagine, that basically results in me being really plexxed that i can’t leave my air conditioned penthouse apartment. i’m starting to get a little stir crazy just sitting up here smoking klonopins to go to bed, smoking other things to wake up and surfing the internet in between. all i’m doing is sleeping, waking and smoking and, i never ever thought i would say this, but it’s getting a little dull.
i have all kinds of stuff to tell you because you’re my fan base, and if you don’t know it already, i totally love you and want to share with you about what’s going on with me but when i think about how hot it is outside, i just want to die and i can’t do anything else.
unfortunately, i can’t escape to some place more temperate because i’ve got a lot of stuff going on. and equally unfortunate for you is that me explaining to you all the stuff i have to do that prevents me from leaving this insufferably hot island would involve me telling you about all the stuff that’s going on with me and, as i’ve already informed you, i can’t because it’s positively sweltering.
but, never fear, patient loving fan base, i will update you shortly. i promise i will. i just don’t know when. i mean, i know it will be soon but i just don’t know whether it will be after:
1. it cools down
2. after i get some better drugs.
do they make drugs that make it less hot? ping me if you know of any, k?