happy new years
after the stress of the friends of starryshine xmas special was over and the selection of my legal defense team in the sexual harassment suit assembled, the big decision that DJTM and i have had to make in is where oh where are a celebutante and her rap star boyfriend going to go to ring in the new year in the most fabulous way possible?
to complicate matters even further, after the friends of starryshine wrap party, DJTM’s rap song caused a near sensation and he received numerous invitations to spin at a variety of new year’s eve after parties. but you can bet i told him what time it is — it’s really urgent right now that he focus on our RELATIONSHIP becuz a couple’s first nye together is extremely SERIOUS. he kind of shrugged and his eyes rolled back in his head in that cute way of his but it turned out that he was really having a not so cute after all convulsion of some sort.
so i had to call the service immediately to take him to cedars. it was really touch and go there for a minute. i was still able to take off well before the midnight hour so i’ll still be able to get my party on, yo! DJTM, on the other hand, has to stay overnight for observation — i think they said something about making sure that he doesn’t die of dehydration but i can’t remember.
i left him a glass of water. i think he can reach it.